Namaile, Be Sure to Wear Your Happy Slip

So anyway,
I said to
da guy,
"How cum
you are
tsarging so
muts por
dat egg
roll...I'b
neber seen
it like dat
bepore..."
Eben pood
is getting
so expensib.
He kips
saying,
Whateber
whateber...
saying dis
and saying
dat, going
bock and
port...
So I told
him, "Stop
beating da
boosh."
Anyway,
you are
peeling sick
cuz you
lock slip.
You hab
to take your
Bite-amin.
Anyway,
did I tell
you what
de doctor
said about
my back...
I just nid to take Bicks.
Headache? Bicks.
Tired? Bicks.
Hungry? Bicks.
Oh! Dat must be my Doe-ter....