Lipstick Rules

Little girl,
grandpa's
gonna tell
you two
things
about
lipstick.
"OK"
Number 1
-Lipstick
is only to
be worn
by those
who are
looking
for a mate.
Are you
looking?
"No"
K den,
no wear
lipstick.
I don't
want my
granddaughter to be a Ho.
"But sometimes grandma wears lipstick.
Is she looking for a mate? You guys married, yah?"
Nevermind....Lipstick rule #2: If you're sharing
a drink with somebody, don't put your lipstick on
their cup or straw, k? Wipe em off first...anyway,
what are doing wearing lipstick? I told you no wear 'em.
"Ok Grandpa."