Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Huy! Calbo! Nasaan Ang Buhok Mo? Ano...Kuto?

Hey Grandpa,
am I bolohead?
"No, my little
cue ball, you're
not bolohead."
That's good,
cuz I just saw
a little girl
that was
bolohead.
She looks
like she was
about 6 or 7
years old and
she looked
like she was
freshly shorn.
"Oh, you know
why? Cuz she
had ukus."
What's that
Grandpa?
"Ukus is like
walking
dandruff.
If you were a
little bookbook
girl with ukus
it's normal to
have your hair
cut off. That is
so that the ukus
would have no
place to hang
out...no more
shade li' dat."
Grandpa, why
don't they just
put uku medicine
on the little girl's head?
That way she can keep her hair...
"No worry little girl. We're not FOB bookbooks.
We're the fake kine 'pretend' bookbooks.
So nobody's gonna shave your head.....chillax."

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