She Hears Voices

"Grandpa,
do you hear
voices?"
"Sometimes"
"Yah, me too.
Sometimes I
hear voices
say stuff like,
'Hey, no pee
in your pamps,
you're making
a big mess.
Use the toilet.'
But I never
listen. So much hassle. It's easier to just let it go.
What about you, Grandpa?"
''Well my voices say stuff like, 'Hey, knucklehead.
Put the seat down when you pau.'" Stuff like that.
"What do you tell the voices, Grandpa?"
"I just say, 'Hey Grandma Toi.....No act. Put 'em down yourself.'"