My Punctual Little Granddaughter

Grandpa, how
come Grandma
is late whenever
she goes somewhere?
"Well little girl,
that's cuz your
Grandma is on
Hawaiian time."
Ok, then how come
everybody in your
Hall is late all the
time?
"Well little girl,
that's cuz bookbooks
are on Philippine time."
Oh, I get it Grandpa....
whenever people are
late you just find out
what their ancestry is
and then you blame it on that...
But Grandpa, I wanna be like you. You're never late.
How come? Is it cuz you're cool? "
"True dat, home skillet....True dat."