Listening to 3 Couples at a Picnic Table

(Couple #1)
Pass me the
sugar, sugar.
"Oh you're
so sweet"
(Couple #2)
Pass me the
honey, honey.
"Here you go
sweetie."
(Couple #3)
Pass me the
kalua, pig.
"Get it your
self Babooze."
(Couple #1)
Oh honey,
you must be
going to the
gym cuz you
look great.
"Thanks
sweetie."
(Couple #2)
Oh baby,
your diet
is making
you look
super hot.
"Just for you
honey pie."
(couple #3)
Hey mama, how come you look so fat?
"Cuz I'm pregnant, you knucklehead."
But you was pregnant yesterday.
"Same one, babooze."