Saturday, June 9, 2007

Posers

What are
you thinkin'
about my
little sweet
cinnabon?
"I was just
thinking,
what happens
to your gas
when you
hold it back?
I was just
thinking,
what does
Pooty mean
when he says, "Side I say, lebetty detty chy yee?"
I was thinking, 'I wonder what shrimp think about?'"
I'm glad you asked me, little girl. The answers are:
your transverse colon pocket, I say eleven thirty yesiree,
and take everything grandpa knows and multiply it by 2.


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