"Eh Knucklehead! Walk!"

"Grandpa,
is it true
that one
time you
got stuck
on one of
these
escalators
when the
electricity
died?"
"Well my
little Furi
crunch,
somebody
was just
telling you
a funny
cuz if the
power goes
out, all you
gotta do is
walk... you
just heard an old Pohtagee joke, no worry....your Grandpa
is old and stupid...but not that stupid. Actually though, an
escalator is really ridiculous when you think about it... cuz
what you got there is thousands of dollars into something
that takes the place of walking. All those lazy knuckleheads
that ride escalators are ridiculous. That's almost bad as using
one of those battery powered toothbrushes....that's crazy.
I feel like saying, 'Hey knucklehead! Walk!"
"Grandpa, doesn't Grammy use a battery toothbrush?"
"Oh..........um..........hmmmmm....Hey knucklehead! Brush!"