Broke Mermaid

"Grandpa,
check it out,
I'm here in
Waikiki and
I'm about to
take a dip
up in here."
"Excuse me
young lady,
where's the
bikini? How
come you
just wearing
your panties?"
"Um, Grandpa...I'm a mermaid...we don't do bikinis...
.....that's how we roll."
"And what kind of mermaid are you? One of those
'broke mermaids' with no more money for buy bikinis?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGoXtSw0Ias