Pain is Funny

"Grandpa,
why is it
funny when
I conk my
head?"
"Headconk
is the best
conk of all.
It's funny
cuz of that
Number 1
Funny Rule
...Funny is
always in
direct proportion to the amount of pain somebody suffers.
Like on AFV when some knucklehead falls off of a trampoline
...that's funny...or when Tweety Bird hits Sylvestor with a
hammer and Sylvestor is screaming...that's hilarious. But
if Sylvestor just looks at Tweety with no pain......not funny.
Or when Wiley Coyote falls off the cliff...that's reallly funny.
And when Chris Farley dives onto a coffee table...hilarious.
So when you and Calin conk your heads on the wall, you're
just proving true that theory...Pain is Funny."
"But Grandpa, it really doesn't hurt when I conk my head."
"Yeah, well that's what your Uncle Damian used to say, and
look what happened to him."