Mainland Versus Hawaii Sand

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I'm at Ko
Olina and I
like to play
with the
sand over
here. How
come over
here the
sand is way
more nicer
than the
crap in the
mainland?"
"Well my
little pie,
actually....
the first
thing that
a local girl
would say
if she's all
playing in
mainland
sand for
the first
time is,
'What?
You call this SAND?' cuz like at Brown's Point, they get
rocks instead of sand. And in San Diego, the sand feels
more like dirt."
"Grandpa, then what's the first thing a local girl will say
when she's playing in the sand in Hawaii?"
"Prolly something like, 'Hey??? I get sand in my butt!"