"Grandpa,is it fun to
do stupid
stuff to
mainland
people?"
"Well my
little cup
cake, it's
really fun
to tell 'em
wrong kine
stuff........
like I'll tell
'em that
an ukulele
is an okole.
To them,
it sounds
the same.
'Hey Hal!
Is that
okole of
yours made out of koa? Is that a solid koa okole? Ho brah.
That's nice. Hey wait a minute. Is that a crack I see? Hey
bruddah, you better do something about that crack, or
else it will get bigger and bigger. I've seen it happen....
believe me, it's not a pretty sight. One time I seen one
cracked okole....the guy only put tape. What an idiot.
You gotta fix 'em right the first time.'"
"Grandpa............are you retarded?"
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