Exfoliate....Moisturize....Accessorize

"Grandpa,
check it out
...I got me
a make-up
kit...I know
it's fake but
it's all good.
Let me put
some on my
Great Gran-
ma Maile..."
"Hey little
girl, did you
know that
your name
came from
your Kanak
GreatGram?
Your Uncle
Damian
combined
her name
and your
Bookbook
GreatGram
...her name
is NAncy
and then
you add
MAILE which gives you Namaile. Your uncle can
be somewhat useful at times.... You're doing a good
job of putting that stuff on your Great Gram. You
know over here in San Diego, you see a lot of the
Cali girls put dark liner lipstick around their regular
lipstick.....whatever....those are mostly the same chix
that wear black bras under white blouse with big hoop
earrings....shaved eyebrows with planny pencil an den."
"Grandpa, what do you think about that?"
"Well, as you know, your Grandpa went to Barbizon and
John Robert Powers...and there's really not a lot you need
to know about fashion and make up. Here's the three things
you need to know...Exfoliate....Moisturize....Accessorize."
"Grandpa, you're the smartest grandpa in the world."
"True dat."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTahvIEOwcI