Hanging With Three Aunties

"Grandpa,
what does
it mean if
somebody
says that
they're
'hanging'
with you?"
"Well my
little chicken
wing, when
they say
that they're
'hanging',
that means that they're doing stuff with you. The actual phrase
was 'hanging out' but in deference to time, people began to omit
the word 'out'......you know....time is money. So here, you're out
with the Aunties Sela, Gina and Julie but you're actually hanging
cuz you just like have fun an den. Hanging and swinging....that's
what little girls do. I mean, did you actually ring any doorbells
or hand out any mags or tracts when you were in Hawaii?"
"Um.....................hmmmmmm............doorbells, mags or tracts?
...ummmm.........I think I may have stepped on a roach or two."