She Got Hops

"Grandpa,
check it out
you old and
dilapidated
Siquijorian
ape...I got
at least one
inch vertical.
So how many
more inches
till I can slam
the ball in
my Grandpa's
forehead?"
"Oh I guess
120 more otto
do it. Unless
we go Alvah
Scott and
jam with all
the books...
8 foot rims."
"Grandpa,
who was the
best baller
ever?"
"Well my
little mochi ball...it's hard to pick one. But if I had to
go for top 5...then I guess they would have to be:
1. Shin Dong Pa - Korean Killah
2. Pete Maravich - Showtime before Showtime
3. The Doctor - Fro be flowin'
4. Michael - before '95
5. Anybody from the '83 Philadelphia 76ers
The worst....gotta be this kid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuEd94omqaU&NR=1