"Grandpa, I hope you don't feel so bad cuz I'm always
asking for Grandma. If you lived up here 3 days a week,
I'd be asking for you a little more."
"That's okay, I know the real reason why you keep asking
for your Grandma. She always get snacks and stuff in her
bag. Candy, chocolate covered candy, cookies, chocolate
covered cookies, gummy bears and chocolate covered
gummy bears. But what does your Grandpa got for you?"
"Ummm...Grandpa, you get healthy stuff and nutritious
crap like vitamins, organic fruits, hi-fiber cereal, free ranging
chicken, non-alcoholic beer and garden grown herbs."
"Yeah, and don't forget it."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ......Grandpa, you slay me."
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