"I Like My Water With a Twist, Thank You"

"Grandpa,
check it out
I'm drinking
water from
the garden
hose...that's
okay to do
right?"
"Well my
little drinker
of water, the
answer is of
course - YES-
because they
only got a
small amount
of deadly lead
and PVC in the
water...but it
don't matter
anyway, cuz
look at your
Grandma....
she used to
drink a lot of
water from the
garden hose
and she..........
um....hey, wait
a minute."
"Grandpa, is it true what they say that our bodies are about
60 per cent water? That sounds highly improbable."
"Well actually, our bodies are exactly 62 percent water, 22
percent guts and stuff, 2 percent kili-kili and other hairs,
24 percent bones, teeth, braces and other stuff stuck between
your teeth and gums, 13 percent hot air and untapped otots,
9 percent brains (except for one of your uncles who has only 2
percent brains, whom I won't name but his initials are DG),
and of course 1 percent of ...you guessed it - yellow #5."
"Hey Grandpa, you weren't so good in math when you were
in school, were you?"