Friday, August 29, 2008

"Grandpa...You Put The Tic Tac Where?"

"Grandpa,
what is a
'killah
whiffah'?"
"Well my
little hauna
feet girl,
'killah
whiffah' is
pidgin for
'killer
smells'...IE:
if you were
to take a
whiff of
your killi
killi, that
would be
a killah
whiffah.
If your
Grandma
were to
make some
Pinakbet,
and she
used real
bagoong...
that would
be killah whiffah. If you had to pull your Grandpa Ritchie's finger,
the resulting expulsion could also be labeled a killah whiffah....
But your Grandpa's otot always smells like wintergreen."
"How do you do that Grandpa, you knucklehead bookbook?"
"Tic tacs little girl.....tic tacs."


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