Grandma Psychology 101

"Grandpa,
what do you
think about
Browns
Point beach?
It's not the
best yeah?"
"Well, first
of all, this is
not sand....
this is rocks
and what
kind of crap
is that? A
beach needs
to have sand
...sand like
Waimea or
Makaha...
not rocks,
like da kine
in your uncle
Damian's
head...and
second of
all, this is
not clean
kine water
...this is da
kine water
that runs off
of Grandpa's
body when
he go au-au.
I think that's
why they call
it Brown's
Point...cuz the
water stay
brown an den.
But that's not
the stuff that
bothers me...
I can't stand
it when your
Grandma
(Radford
Class of 75)
says nonsense
like, "Da fish
going eat you"
What kine of
crap is that?
That's why
your Grandpa
is scared of
dolls and clowns. But we don't eat dolls and clowns...
so it's okay for me to be scared of that...but if you gonna
be scared of fish, how you gonna eat ahi poki and fried
butterfish, aku belly and spam musubi?"
"Grandpa, you sure spam musubi is fish?"