Doing Lunch With Cousin Gigi

"Grandpa,
isn't it cool
to do lunch
with your
friends? I
like to have
a bite with
my buddies.
Grandma
does it all
the time,
yeah?"
"Oh yeah,
she likes to
go to fancy places with her buddies and she'll bring back
a little package with one bite of pie and some melted ice
cream...but hey, it's the thought that counts."
"Grandpa, what about the 2 second rule? Does that apply
to everything, or only to dry stuff like cereal and lumpias?"
"Well, it depends...if you're just hanging with your buds and
a honey nut cheerio hits the ground...then there is no time
limit. But if you're in a fine dining restaurant, and one of the
waiters or cooks drops your morsel of fine dining on the
dirty kitchen floor...then 2 seconds seems appropriate."
"Grandpa, what if you don't feel like sharing your food?
Then what do you do?"
"Well, what your Grandma does is hides her food and snacks
from Hawaii that she's supposed to share with me, but she
doesn't. But I always get her back by hiding stuff from Hawaii
that I'm supposed to share with her. And of course, you could
always just put your leg over your food, like your cousin Gigi."
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