My Thong Is THIIIIIIS Big

"Grandpa,
check out
this swing,
it's like I'm
sitting in a
giant thong.
It's kinda
creepy....
and I can't
jump out
of it like
the other
swing."
"Ok, well
then my
little brown
triscuit,
why don't
you go down
that curly
slide?"
"Yeah...ok.
But check
it out...when
I come out
the bottom,
my hair is
all sticking
out n stuff."
"Yeah, you kind of remind me of that YoMama
joke, 'Yo mama's afro so big, her doctor said she
had to lose weight.'"