Zikri Making Moves

"Grandpa,
are guys
gonna be
checking
me out?"
"Oh yeah,
and then
as soon as
they do,
I'm gonna
kill 'em."
"Grandpa,
isn't killing
bad?"
"Uh...yup.
So don't be
acting all
da kine
around guys
okay? Cuz
you don't
want your
Grandpa
killing any
of em K?"
"What kine
of stuff
will they
be trying?"
"Well, they
prolly gonna
do stuff like
play peek-
aboo. That's
just the
beginning...
after that,
they going
try ask for
your cel #,
good thing
you no more
cel phone yet. After they get your digits, they will
ask you out to go somewhere with food. Maybe like
a McDonalds or a Ruth Chris Steakhouse. Then they
going buy you stuff...they might have to borrow money
from people so they can do it. Something romantic like
John Madden video game. Either that or jewelry, maybe
puka shells or something."
"How do you know all these things Grandpa?"
".....Um.......I think I saw it on TV."