Eating At Sam Choy's

"Grandpa,
am I sposed
to eat this
whole thing?
What is it?
It looks like
a gigantic
crab leg?"
"Yes...you
better eat
that thing
young lady.
They get
plenny people
in China that
are looking
for Yao Ming,
so you gotta
eat 'em."
"OK you old
and wrinkled
Batsmaru."
(5 minutes later)
"OK...I went
eat the whole
thing. It was
a little crunchy
and den."
"Next time, no eat the shell, my little crust-asian eating HaoleBook girl."
"Can I have ice cream now you Halawa Has-Been?"
"Ice cream? They get plenny people in China looking
for Lau Lau. You eat all your broccoli first."