It's Not What You Don't Do, It's What You Do Do

"Grandpa,
what is the
purpose
of bran and
fiber?"
"Well my
little hair-
ball...bran
and fiber
keeps you
regular."
"Regular?
You mean
like normal
kine regular
or opposite
of freak
kine of
regular..."
"No, I mean
if you eat
bran and
fiber...it
keeps your
colon and
intestines
free of stuff so that things just flow. So it's good to
eat stuff that's full of fiber like bark and brillo pads
and kalding. Anything from Taco Bell is also good.
Just think, 'What would a dog eat?"
"Wow Grandpa, you know a lot about crap."