Pick-Up Lines

"Grandpa, is there
any pick-up lines
that are kinda
funny?...."
"Well my little
cocky mochy, let
me tell you a few
pick-up lines that
you might find
humorous...
'Hey slow down
sugar, I'm diabetic'
'Are you Jamaican
cuz Jamaican me
crazy'
'Are you African,
cuz African like you'
'Are you tired, cuz
you've been running
through my mind
all day long...'
'Here I am...now what are your other two wishes?'
'If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.'
'Hi, I'm Mr. Right...somebody said you were looking for me.'
'Are you a gardening tool cuz you look like a ho."
"Um....Grandpa....do you work a lot with glue?"