Namaile's Chair

"Grandpa, do you
have your own
chair?"
"You mean like
Archie Bunker
or Frazier's dad?
No, not me."
"Cuz I got my own
chair. Check it out.
You jealous?"
"No, not really...
Junk, your chair."
"Grandpa, how bout
a brain? Do you got
one of those?"
"You mean like
most people in
the world? No,
not me."
"Cuz I got my brain. Most people got one.You should consider
getting one...You jealous?"