The Cat Picture

"Grandpa,
what do cats
say when
they talk?"
"Meow"
"Yah, that's
what I was
thinking. But
for some
reason, your
wife is tryin'
to tell me
that they
say 'Mao'. Like
former leader
of China - Mao Tse Tung. Maybe in her world they say Mao.
And Grandpa, do you think it's appropriate to kiss a cat? Cuz
that's what your wife tells me to do. Man, does she even know
what cats do? They lick themselves...all day. I ain't playin'....
Anyway, I just kiss em anyway to keep her happy...."