"Grandpa,this is so
cool yeah?
I'm watching
Nemo on
this DVD..."
"Yah, that's
super cool.
But did you
know that
when your
mom was a
baby, she
didn't have
one of those DVD players. We used to just read a book to her.
Then I would say, "Hey! Go to sleep you little brat!" And when
your Grandpa was a small kid, we didn't even have books...We
used to just sit still with our hands under our laps. And when the
stewardess was busy, we used to help her sweep the aisles or
wash the dishes."
"Grandpa! Are you crap-happy? Cuz you're so full right now."
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