Random Questions

"Grandpa,
Guilaos are
different
yah?"
"Yup, my
sweet little
kibbles and
bits."
"How so, you
eater of dogs?"
"Well most
people say
'oatmeal' but
Guilaos say
'Quaker oats."
"Grandpa,
sphincter
says what."
"What?"
"Grandpa,
what is sipon?"
"Sipon is the
Tagalog word
for the stuff
that's running
out of your
nose right
now. Most people would wipe it...but not
Guilaos. Especially your uncles, they let it
run down their noses till they were well past
'Hanna-Bodda face' age. I can see that you're
keeping up the tradition...."
"Grandpa, when I stand close to you, I can
hear the ocean."