Funny Stewardess

"And now
passengers,
please take
notice that
in case of an
emergency,
just in the
small case
that this jet
will plummet
to the ground
at the speed
of sound,
please grab
hold of the
yellow thing
that will fall
in front of
your scream-
ing face and
take a deep
whiff of your
last breath.
If you're
still alive
after that,
grab onto
your seat
cushion cuz
it will become
a flotation device....
This will be a big help to you
when you're floating in 33 degree
ocean water surrounded by sharks
and 25 foot waves."
"Grandpa, the stewardess is funny."