Grandma Myrna

"Grandpa,
what do you
think about
Calin, Aunty
Tiana and
Grandma
Myrna?"
"Well, my
little chunk
of head
cabbage kim
chee, your
Aunty T and
Calin is cute
and funny
but your
Grandma
Myrna is
CUCKOO."
"Why would
you say that
you crazy
Orangatang
from Ilocos
Norte?"
"Well that's
because she
has a funny
gesture when she's describing somebody that's paralyzed,
and she likes to put her granddaughter's toys down your
clothes."