Your People Eat Dogs...Not Koi

"Grandpa,
how come
Grandma
is telling
me to eat
the fish?
Can we
eat the
fish?"
"No, my
little ham
roll, don't
listen to
your crazy
Grandma.
She went
to Radford.
Cuz these
are Ala
Moana Koi
...you only
sposed to
look at 'em
an den."
"Isn't that
kind of
cruel you
old Flip
Freak?"
"What? Cruel to put these fish in a locked up pond?"
"No. Cruel to tease all us Bookbooks to look at da fish
but no can eat 'em. Your wife keeps telling me, 'Go
get da fish. Go get da fish.'"
"What little girl? Don't cha know da Bookbook Rule?
'No waste time taking small kine fish...
Mo bettah focus on da big kine fish'."
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