Aunty Sand

"Grandpa,
who's this
chick with
the blonde
hair?"
"That's not
a chick...
that's your
Aunty Sand.
And that's
not blonde,
it's....um..
brown?"
"Why is she
smiling for,
you old Baboon?"
"I think she's smiling cuz she's happy to be with you.
She sent you some cool slippers a while back and you
really liked em."
"Is that the only reason why she's smiling?"
"No, I think she's smiling too cuz she's a pioneer,
she writes cool comics, and she has a big family."
"Oh, I thought it was cuz me and her got bangs."
http://namaile.blogspot.com/2007/10/aunty-sands-cool-slips.html
http://ignorenation.blogspot.com/