Yah, I Guess That Is Pretty Hilarious

"Hey little
girl, what's
so funny?"
"What's so
funny?.....
I just saw
a guy in
the next
car digging
deep for
some nose
gold. And
behind him
was a big
Hummer.
Don't these idiots know that gas is 10 bucks a gallon?
And next to that car was another car with pennies
glued over the entire car. Behind him was another
car that had a big Playboy sticker on his back window
and when I looked inside, the driver looked like a
Filipino George Castanza. And then in this car, my
old Ilocano Flipanzee is steering the car with his knees
and reading his text messages at the same time."