Grandpa's Little Spy

"Grandpa, is
it good to keep
secrets?"
"Well my little
bowl of Raisin
Bran, that all
depends."
"Depends on
what you old
gray haired
has-been?"
"Well, it kind
of depends on
if the secret
is juicy or not."
"Ok, well, I
got a secret,
but I'm not
sure if I can
say. I don't
want my peeps
to think that
I'm gonna say
stuff to you.
Will you tell
somebody
else if I tell
you my secret?"
"Of course, that's the fun part about secrets."
"Ok, I guess I can trust you. Whenever Grandma
is talking and talking and then all of a sudden she
gets quiet for a few minutes, that means that she's
eating bad stuff like Trader Joe's Belgium Chocolate."
"By the name of So-and-So, that's not a secret. I
already knew that. But I'm glad that you told me.
Now, keep on reporting me stuff that Grandma does, ok?
That will be our little secret."