Grandma Is Not As Old As Grandpa

"Grandma, you
must be pretty
old, cuz you're
a grandma."
"Yup, I'm kind
of old...but not
as old as your
Grandpa."
"How old is he?"
"Well, he's so
old that he used
to play with POGs
...not collect 'em.
He's so old he would
say "Hana oko lei lei" to people when they do something stupid.
And when you do something dumb, he would say, "Bakatare you."
He's so old, he knows who Aku, Kamasami Kong and Ron Jacobs is
and he calls the Blaisdell the HIC. He's seen Gabby, Atta Isaacs,
Hui Ohana, he's been to Territorial Tavern to see Olomana and
he's seen Kalapana at Top A Da Shoppe. He used to say stupid
stuff like, "Ming Toi Puulei, sitting on da fence...trying to make one
dollah out of 15 cents...red,white and blue...stahs ovah you....Mama
say Papa say, you Pake." Yup, little girl...he's really old."