Grandpa, What Is "Akamai"?

"Grandpa,
what does
'akamai'
mean?"
"Well my
little char
siu, 'akamai'
means smart
in Hawaiian.
I know lots
of 'akamai'
people."
"Really?
Like who?"
"Umm..... I can't think of anybody right now."
"Well my old and barely useful quinquagenarian, are you akamai?"
"I don't think so, cuz whenever I tell your Aunty Mahina and her
buddies that I'm old and stupid, they always say, "You're not old."
"Ha Ha Grandpa, that's funny."
"Why is that funny my little taro chip?"
"Cuz I would have said, "You're not stupid."