Friday, November 23, 2007

They're Pretty Even When They're Closed

"Grandpa,
is it true
that books
sometimes
will cut their
baby girl's
eyelashes
when they
are young
cuz they
think that
it will make
their lashes
longer?"
"Yes, my
little can of
whipped
cream. It's
kind of
mental I
think."
"Did you
guys cut
my lashes?"
"No way."
"Good, cuz
that would
be kind of
fake yah?"
"Yup yup. Now go to sleep my little animal cracker. And
dream about shopping, like your grandma always does."

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