Grandpa and Grandkid Talkin' Smack

"Hey little
girl, your
hair is all
jacked up."
"Hey you
old Ilocano
Orangatan,
you reek of
garlic and
lumpia and
beer."
"Hey little
girl, you
talk like you
wanna speak in Spanish, but your sentences
are not complete. You just speak in unintelligible
gibberish sounds like Yoda in Mexico."
"And your hair is salt and pepper...heavy on the
pepper...and you reek of garlic, lumpia and beer."