(She's Really Not Like This)

"Waaaah!
My life is
so junk. I
hate it. I
like go run
away and
den cuz it's
so junk to
be me. If
somebody
just take
me to
Starbucks
and get me
a Caramel
Machiata
then I can
be normal.
What's so
hard about
that? Or how
about just
getting me
one Boba?
What's the
big deal?
Only cheap
an den. Just
take me
and get me
one small
drink...dass
all. Oh....
what's this?
Slurp...
Sip...Slurp..
Glug, glug,
Slurp....
Ahhhhhhh.
There...
That's much
better...
Now I can
relax....
Now, take
me to get
some onion
rings an den.
I like go to
McDonalds.
Somebody
take me or
else I going
snap. What?
You guys
like torture
me or what?
Take me. I like go NOW! Waaaaah!