Aquarium Names

"Grandpa,
what's that
fishy's name?"
"Oh that one
is Namaile
cuz it's a
pretty fish
and she likes
to swim all
over the tank
and ask all
kine questions
all day."
"How about
that one over
there you old
Ilocano nut?"
"Oh that one
is Thelma cuz
it just hangs
by the coral
and shops
for candles
and eats
chocolates
all day..."
"What about
that coral
over there, you old half-Visayan freakish conundrum?"
"Oh, that coral is named Thelma too cuz whenever
I call her cel phone, she never answers cuz she got
caller I.D."