What About the Drunk Flamingos?

"What's so
funny there
little girl?"
"I just read
that Paris
Hilton is
helping the
drunk
elephants.
Apparently
there are
binge drinking
elephants in
India. Paris says, "The elephants get drunk
all the time. We need to stop making alcohol
available to them." I think what we need is
to card them just like any other customer at 7-11."
What did I tell you? Yup, She's a stinkin' Genius.