What Did I Say? Genius!

"Grandpa,
are you a
Haole?"
"No, but
you are, my
little wasabi
pea. You see,
your dad is
Irish and so
that makes
you Haole."
"Actually,
you old and
pathetic
Visayan Orangatang, the word Haole means 'foreigner'. So I
suppose that makes you a Haole too. Unless you're 100 %
Hawaiian. Are you, you freakish over-the-hill Has Been?"