"Grandpa!Hey old man!
What'd you
think bout the
Grammys?"
"I was just
thinking that
you could fit
2 of that train
wreck, Amy
Winehouse's
legs in one of
Beyonce's."
"Who's older
Grandpa,
you or Jerry
Lee Lewis? I
was just
wondering cuz
I thought he
was gonna
croak on TV."
"Um...he's a
little bit older
than me...he's
75 and I'm
just 39."
"Is Amy's
husband's
name Blake
Incarcerated?"
"No, that's
not his name,
that's his title."
"What's more
pathetic you
old Ilocano goon?
The Umbrella
song being nominated as a song of the year or Cirq de Solay's
crappin' on the Beatles? Which of those 2 were the most pathetic?"
"Well first of all little girl, you're supposed to watch the Cirq only
after you've had a few drinks first. Kanye....yup, the mostest pathetic."
"What was the funniest thing you saw at the Grammys?"
"Well 'Professor' Will I Am rhymed 'Grammy' with 'Jammy'. That
was funny. And Ringo being drunk was funny. And Josh Groban
IS funny. Nelly Furtado's hair was hair-larious. Vince Gill scratching
on Kanye's grill was fuzunny. But the mostest funniest thing was
when Kanye said, "Mama, I know you want me to be the number
ONE artist in the world." What a maroon.
2 comments:
Don't forget Andy Williams and Tony Bennett trying to read teleprompters. OK, that was more sad than funny. (Man, even Tom Hanks couldn't do it.)
How about Fogerty, Ringo, Lauper and Tina Turner trying to act relevant. Yeah, OK...more icky than funny.
Come to think of it, Gill's comment was the only really funny thing that night.
Tina Turner gyrating. HAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA.
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