"Um....Yah....That's One Too."

"Grandpa,
what is
conflict?"
"Well my
little Lee
Hee Sliced
Mango,
that would
be something
like your
Grandma
wants to
buy some
crap but
she knows
it's really
a useless
item to
buy, but
she still
thinks she's
gonna buy
it anyway,
even though
she got no
money, so
she pulls out
her credit
card and her little voice tells her to not buy it,
but her brain which went to Radford tells her to
buy it anyway cuz although it's useless, she can
return it next week after letting it sit in the trunk
of the van. And then she struggles and stresses over
returning it or not...eventually she does, cuz after all,
it is a useless piece of crap...or a purse....or a pair of shoes."
"Um...Grandpa, actually....I just would rather not give you
any raisins cuz I like em a lot...is that a conflict?"