Seattle Breakfast

"Grandpa,
can you let me
know how to
properly eat
a Seattle
breakfast?"
"Ok, well the
first thing
you gotta do
is order a
mocha latte
and a biscotti.
A biscotti is
an Italian
bagel. It has
a lot of good
stuff in it like
eggplant and
Italian spices
and sausage.
Then you go
dip it in the
Mocha Latte.
This makes
it melt so it
can digest
into your
tranverse
colon a little
bit faster
than normal.
Then you
take a bite,
and say,
"Biscotti
be gonnie."
Then you
lick your
finger in case
you left some
biscotti in
your finger
somewhere.
Then you
take a swig
from your
Mocha Latte.
After you pau
do all that,
you go straight
to the bathroom
and make a
gigantic
Biscotti and
Latte doodoo.
When it comes
you say, "Arrevdercci Aroma". Which is ironic cuz, the aroma isn't
leaving...it's just arriving. That's a typical Seattle breakfast."
"Grandpa, you're so smart."
"Yes, I hear that a lot."