Snowboarding at Snoqualmie

"Grandpa,
what's the
difference
between
Uncle Troy
and Uncle
Damian?"
"Well, my
little Ahi
Poke, the
difference
is that one
of 'em was
born in
1979 and
the other
one was
born in
1988. But
another
different
thing about
'em is that
Uncle Dame
gotta match
his clothes
even if it
means he
gotta spend
a lotta money but UncleTroy could really care less if he got holes
in his shoes. So if they were in a zoo, Uncle Troy would be one of
those sleeping animals surrounded by crap and Uncle Damian
would be like a Peacock surrounded by crap."
"What about Grandpa Dan? What animal would he be?"
"He would be like da kine Honolulu Zoo animal that shops at
Liberty House and marries Okinawan chicks from Town."