Only Chicks Wear Scarves

"Grandpa,
if you had
to wear a
scarf, how
would you
wrap it
around
your neck?"
"Well, first
of all, your
Grandpa
don't wear
no scarves.
.....Gay.....
But if I was
given a gift scarf and I had to wear one...I would wear it around
my face so nobody would recognize me wearing a scarf.....
Yup....that's how I'd wear it."