She's a Chocolate Chip Monster

"Hey little girl, what you
got there? A chocolate
chip cookie? How about
you give some of that
cookie to your favorite
old Filipino knucklehead?"
"Mmmmbbbbmmm"
"How about if I promise
to take you to Mickey D
later on? Can you give
me some o' dat den?"
"Mmmmbbbmmm"
"How about if I promise
to take you to Toys-R-
Us later? Can you hep
a brother out then?"
"Hmmmmbbmmgm"
"Ok, Ok...I got it...how
about if I give you 5 bucks,
AND I watch every episode of Backyardigans with you,
AND I let you ride my back like a horsie for 2 hours,
AND I lie on my back and carry you like Superman,
AND I promise to buy you BAG of cookies later?
Could you give me a little love then?"
"5 Bucks???Ha ha ha ha! Grandpa, you crack me up."