Teaching Namaile Cool Tricks

"Hey old
man...you
got any good
practical
jokes you
like to do to
your wife?"
"Yah, here's
a good one.
Call her on
the phone
and disguise
your voice
and say stuff
like, "Hello,
I'm looking
for Thelma
Guilao."
Then she'll
say, "Hello,
my name is
Thelma but
I like to be
called 'Toi'."
"I'm sorry,
I have to
speak to
Thelma."
Then she'll
say, "Yes, this is Thelma, but I like to be called Toi."
Then say, "I'm sorry, I have to talk to Thelma. Is this
Thelma? Thelma Guilao? May I speak to Thelma please."
Yah, she likes that.